Helloooo there !

SCHOOL'S FRIGGIN' DONE. SO I'm uber-excited for winter holidays Finished all the tests/quizzes/presentations/shit. Today in gym, two people cried and one got a nosebleed. So if you thought us girls at Beauxbatons were good little kids, think again. Our gym class is so intense. Especially with any games that involve balls. On a more festive note, thanks for all the prezzies you guys gave me! [Space Cowboy, this is you]. There's still a bit of time before Christmas, so I'm always happy to get more. I don't actually want anything though. Like, people've asked me what I want and I told them world peace. Tee claimed I wanted a boyfriend. Uuuuhm NO. & I hope all those who got a magical egg from me liked it. Although I'm very disappointed that the things inside the eggs don't need as much assembling as they did when we were little. Oh well. Just eat it, like Pink did. MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH.

So a few of you have asked me what my peeves are. Well, I get pissed off by a fuck of a lot of things but here are just a few. And here's what I suggest you do to counter them.

1. People with bad breath. EAT SOME GUM! GUZZLE MOUTHWASH! DON'T EAT WEIRD SMELLING FOOD! :]
2. Super annoying LGs. Well personally we all have our different forms of torture, but personally I know Colin [God of Sex!] likes to lock their locks backwards. It works very nicely. I APPLAUD YOU, COLIN.
3. People who put 'In a Relationship' on the Book of Face when they're undoubtedly SINGLE. You know who you are.
4. People who recommend a song to you, then tell you you can't tell other people about "their song". Just . . . fuck you !
5. People who say 'that's what she said' when it doesn't even make sense to say it in that situation. Grade sevens, this means you.
6. People who read MLIA and think just 'coz they read it, they're all that. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AVERAGE, MORON.
7. ppl hoo rite lyk dis all da tim (Friggin' learn English!)
8. People. Just. People.
9. People who over-exaggerate . SHUT UP.
10. Teachers who are nice one day, then spaz out at you the next. Seriously, take your pills.
I could probably go on forever and ever and ever but I'd bore the shit out of all of you.

Alrighty, for all of those I won't see 'til winter break is over, HAPPY CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH/BIRTHDAY/KWANZAA [my personal fave] ♥

Now for the sad bit:
• Get well soon to Slappy- get out of the hospital maintenant, love!
• R.I.P. to Zoey. Have fun in Doggy Heaven
• Even though I really abhor how you forgot my birthday, hope your leg gets better soon → Orange

& on a happier note, I've re-found my friend from a cruise two years ago & his name's Chicago. I heart him, he's a cutie :] + I just wanted to shout out: THANKS to Baller, for dedicating their amazing science video to me. Love you guys!


K :]